This from the bat-shit crazy department (Hey I've got the black background going on, I might as well embrace it):

Rumsfeld has no eyes!

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has no eyes. The secretary made the startling revelation to the world today as he testified before Congress regarding the abuses and torture Iraqi prisoners have been subjected to under the U.S. led occupation.

"See here," said Rumsfeld affecting his most arrogant drawl, "I would have put an immediate end to these shenanigans had I seen any evidence of wrongdoing by U.S. service members." Rumsfeld then peered out over the rims of his glasses revealing the dark, empty eye sockets of a souless minion of evil. "But I don't have eyes!" the secretary cackled as members of Congress recoiled in shock.

For the public record, various media outlets captured the disturbing sight on film:
CNN


MSNBC


Fox News


The New York Times


The Washington Post


I knew the guy was evil, but this is ridiculous.

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